If it’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you. Short one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics and ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you're a professional speaker, or entertainer; you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners.
SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION
40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera!
Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille!
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst!
I invented a new word! Plagiarism!
My recliner and I - we go way back.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of!
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
I have a contact lens problem. I have no contact lens solution!
You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!
